There’s nothing quite like a clever pun to bring a smile to your face. The is an eggcellent place to find some punny inspiration, especially if you cluck with delight when you hear a good chicken pun or hear a sheep pun that’s perfect for ewe. With so many cute animals running around, there are unlimited joke possibilities just waiting to be discovered. From horse jokes to cow jokes to pig puns, the material is endless. And let’s not forget the goat puns. These lovable farm animals are leaders in the silliness market. As goat yoga, funny goat pictures, and viral videos of yelling goats prove, everyone loves some good goat entertainment.

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So sit back, relax, and continue reading to get your kicks with these hilarious goat puns and jokes. You have goat to read them! They are sure to make you laugh—we are not kidding. Bonus: They’re also great short jokes anyone can remember!

1. What’s a sporty goat’s go-to drink?


2. What is a little goat’s favorite nursery rhyme to sing?

“Row, Row, Row Your Goat.”

3. What is a goat’s favorite animal at the zoo?

An alli-goat-or.

4. What is a mountain goat called?

A hillbilly.

5. What did the goat say about her veggies?

“These are so baaaaad!” You know what isn’t bad, though? This list of the best “why did the chicken cross the road?” jokes.

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6. Whatever floats your goat!

7. I goat you, babe!

8. What does a goat usually have for breakfast?


9. What did the bored goat say?


10. What musical do goats watch over and over again?

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamgoat.

11. You’ve goat mail.

12. Why do goats have trouble making friends?

They always butt heads.

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41. Which artist do goats love the most?

Vincent Van Goat.

42. What can you look at if you want to see a goat’s family tree?

A goat of arms.

43. You it here first.

44. Where did the goat go to get his hair trimmed?

The baaaa-ber

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45. What did the mama goat say to her kids?

“I need a nanny goat!”

46. Which singer do goats always listen to?

Billy Ray Cyrus.

47. What did the boy goat tell his friend when he saw a past crush?

“She’s the one that goat away.”

48. What did the bald goat say when he looked in the mirror?

“I wish I had mohair!”

49. You had me from the goat-go.

50. Why were the kids mad at each other?

They goat into a fight.

51. Goat a load of that!

52. No kidding.

53. Why did the goat end up crashing into the wall?

She didn’t see the ewe turn.

54. You’ve goat this!

55. What is a goat dressed as a clown called?

A silly billy.

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We may have come to the end of our goat puns, but we’re not done with the animal kingdom just yet! Next, check out these bear puns that will make you growl with laughter.