Ariana Grande: Her 10 Best Scream Queens Lines, Ranked Scream Queens is all about the comedy – and these incredible funny moments from Ariana Grande”s Chanel show just how funny she can be.
Ariana Grande’s Chanel #2 was cruelly written off the slasher comedy Scream Queens after she was murdered by the Red Devil. And though the queen of pop doesn’t really have time for a recurring role in a network series, her character’s most iconic moments can be relived, especially when her newest album is rising the charts.
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In the show, Grande played the role of Sonya but was only called Chanel #2 and wasn’t the brightest of her squad, however she did have some rather dazzling moments on the show.
No one expects hell to be fun, and if it exists at all, it’s very clearly not the place you’d want to be in. But Chanel #2’s confirmation comes across as really funny because it sounds like she was expecting hell to be one big sorority party. The concept of the dead coming back is also something that was handled quite bizarrely on the show because it makes no sense that Ariana’s Chanel would come down to help the other Chanel, but it was obviously planned for comic effect and it does the job.
9 Let’s Just Rub Our Fingers And Promise To Keep Quiet
The whole blood oath scene in the first season was incredibly funny, and was designed as a spoof on pop culture’s overtly dramatized treatment of teenage witch rituals.
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It was hysterical because it was clear that one of the Chanels is remotely prepared for an actual blood oath ritual and Chanel Oberlin even admits that she took tips from the Internet. Even Ariana’s Chanel or Sonya was quite exasperated with the shallow design of the ritual and basically gave in to Chanel Oberlin’s plans.
Sonya or Chanel #2 totally raised the bar for the damsel in distress and slasher’s scream queens when she interacted with the Red Devil via text, when he was standing right in front of her. In fact, it was one of the funniest moments on Scream Queens. It was cheeky, yes, but then Chanel wasn’t taking him as a serious threat and must have assumed it was some guy who was pursuing her in a scary costume. She tries to flirt with via text, but when the Red Devil texts her telling that he’s going to kill her, instead of running Chanel actually responds on text with “Wait, Whaaaaat?”
7 Also, Zero Dinosaurs
It’s not exactly clear why Chanel was expecting hell to be crawling with dinosaurs since no one ever advertised that. But when she tells Chanel Oberlin about hell, she rants about how there are no dinosaurs in hell, or to quote her exactly, “Zero dinosaurs.”
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The reason for their absence was even funnier because this was supposed to have actually happened to Chanel when she got to hell. “As soon as I got there I was like, ‘where are the dinosaurs,’ and they were like ‘we know, Jesus broke in and stole them.”
No one expected hell to be an ice cream party but Chanel’s descriptions clearly suggest that hell has been designed to be acutely tortuous, especially for women. When Sonya visits Chanel Oberlin from hell, the latter obviously has a lot of questions about how hell works and Sonya told her about the unsavory job that she has been assigned in hell for all eternity – and its picking food out of two dictators beards with her own teeth. “Do you know what my job is? I have to pick food from Uday and Qusay Hussein’s beards with my teeth for all eternity,” she tells Oberlin.
5 I Wanna Be A Network Newscaster
Being a newscaster requires a lot of patience and a strong work ethic so it may not have been an ideal job for any of the Chanels. But the fact that she actually had a plan for her career makes Sonya’s death even sadder because it was so unceremonious and unplanned.
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During the blood oath, Sonya tells the other Chanels that she can’t stay silent about the murder in their Kappa house. “Someone murdered Ms Bean and someone will find out and I wanna be a network newscaster. I’m calling my mom and I’m going home,” exclaimed Chanel and left the ritual.
This is easily one of the funniest things Chanel has said, albeit in a dream that the other Chanel was having. In a bona fide ‘I want to see the manager’ moment Sonya told Chanel Oberlin that she marched down to the front desk of the afterlife (which was apparently managed by Carl Sagan) and demanded to be bumped up to… well, heaven. “So, yesterday I marched right up to the front desk and I’m like ‘what do I have to do to get to heaven?’ And do you know what Carl Sagan said to me? That I had to make things right with you, Chanel,” explained Sonya.
3 What About STDs? What If One Of Us Has Genital Warts?
To be fair, it’s refreshing to see Kappa girls being vigilant about safe rituals even for a blood oath ceremony one of them found on the Internet, but Chanel’s anxiety over getting an STD over rubbing fingers was quite ludicrous. During the oath which was picked up by Chanel Oberlin from what was possibly the first google result on Wiccan rituals, the girls needed to pinch their fingers for a drop of blood and rub the fingers together. And Chanel chimed in, But what about STDs? What if one of us has genital warts or chlamydia or something?” This is the sort of kookiness fans would probably miss now Scream Queens has been canceled.
Though it didn’t actually happen and Chanel no 2 only came to Chanel Oberlin’s dream to regale her with tales of the afterlife but this is something really freaky, even by eternal damnation standards. Oberlin asks the other Chanel why she used a Satanic talking board to convince everyone that she was the killer. To which Chanel replied that she was simply having a bad day and was not in the best of spirits because her none other than Hitler had performed an erotic act on her.
1 Be The Bigger Person, These Girls Need You
It may not sound funny out of context but this is the most sorority-esque advice ever. Sonya actually tells Chanel Oberlin that the other girls will kill her by bashing her skull in after they come back from the mall and when Oberlin starts planning a sneak attack, Sonya actually tells her to be the bigger man which is quite ridiculous because the only thing Oberlin should be doing is saving her own life. “Be the bigger person, these girls need you, the kappa house needs you. Now, rise up and be the leader that I know you can be,” she tells Oberlin.